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OmniCorporation Incorporated Acquire UN

OmniCorporation Incorporated have acquired ownership of the United Nations in a landmark deal earlier this week.
Mr. Roddickenstien, President of OmniCorp Inc., spent 2 days negotiating with Mr. U. Maanrites, the Head of the UN for ownership.
Mr. Maanrites has not been seen since and was not available for an interview.
This deal comes with OmniCorps ownership of the EU earlier this year along with presidency of the USA, Kingship of the UK, and ownership of the CIE, CIA, RSPCA and AFTHESKOPOA.
This will also bring OmniCorps GNP up to €9,868,465,346,743,426,741,247,417,903,630,350,153,904,716,417,464,340,354,630,650,534,082,650 billion per year.
And now they have their sight set on The New Siberian Communist State or NSCS, who have up until now avoided OmniCorps gaze.
Report by Mr. Terwinelotihertalvonrickbensteienenburgstein.