FED PLANS RATE CUT
TO MINUS ONE PERCENT


GuluFuture.com
5th August 2002


The Federal Reserve is considering cutting the headline Federal Funds rate to minus one percent, according to sources close to beleagured Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan. A presidential task force is considering the bold option to head off threats to the US economy.

The move could see Americans lining up at local banks to collect what would, in effect, be free money.


"It's not as crazy as it sounds," said Iva Narcobuck, analyst with investment strategy group Kash DeLoot & Runne, in an exclusive interview with GuluFuture.com. "It could be the decisive move that changes investor perception at this critical juncture."

The news comes hot on the heels of a more conservative Goldman Sachs analysis that Fed officials would ease by 75 basis points to a target federal funds rate of plus 1.0 percent by year-end.

Narcobuck, who is a key member of the secret strategy committee, denied his comments were a ploy intended to talk the market up. "It's a valid option at this point," he said.


MIXED REACTIONS

"This is just the kind of news we have all been waiting for," commented Mark Hypemann of online traders Wunborn Evrrie Minnit, who recently laid off 3,400 of their 3402 employees. Investors fled US equity mutual funds in July, according to Merill Lynch, with early estimates forecasting a net outflow of $47bn from the funds - the largest ever cash terms outflow in stock market history.

The presidential task force is also considering innovative ways of coping with the expected huge demand for the free funds, including airdrops of money over US cities to ease inevitable long lines at bank tellers.

But Pentagon planners are reluctant to back the airdrop plans.

"We are already heavily committed with aircraft resources in Operation Enduring Slavery," Pentagon tactical expert, Major Slawter Hardon confided to GuluFuture.com.

Both GreenPeace and Friends of the Earth also have condemmed the plan as a potential environmental disaster. "Absolutely the last thing we need is rainforests ravaged to print yet more worthless paper," said Greenpeace spokesperson Annie Ecskuse.

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