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Urinal Challenge!Take the first annual, Choose-A-Urinal
Challenge! Men
should ace this test ... women are on their own. There IS a code of the rest
room that MUST be followed. Below
is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room. An person below the number
will indicate "in use." You
mission is to identify correctly, based on proper urinal
etiquette, the stall at which you should stand. Good luck! Easy Section Urinals
2 and 4 are occupied.
Where would you stand? : : : : : : The correct answer is 6. It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy instinctively knows this. Urinal
1 is occupied.
Where would you stand? : : : : : : The correct answer is 6. Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a greater risk of being next to someone who arrives later. Kind of Tricky Section No
urinals are occupied.
Where would you stand? : : : : : : The correct answer is 1 or 6. By choosing one of these, you are tacitly saying, "I don't want anyone next to
me." Urinals
2, 4 and 6 are occupied.
Where would you stand? : : : : : : The correct answer is 1. You're stuck being next to at least ONE
guy, so you minimize the impact and get a wall on your left. NEVER go between TWO guys if
you can help it. Exceptions to this are stadium rest rooms where the herd
thunders in. Subtle, Tricky, but Important to Know Section Urinals
2, 5 and 6 are occupied.
Where would you stand? : : : : : : The correct answer is 4. Believe it or not, 1 or 3
"couples" you with the guy in stall 2. And we wouldn't want THAT now, would we? This differs from
question 4 in such a subtle way that the nuances cannot be explained. Suffice it to say, only we
men would understand! VERY Tricky Indeed Section Urinals
1, 2, 5 and 6 are occupied.
Where would you
stand? : : : : : : The answer is NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to comb
your hair or straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit
more. If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for God's sake, man, use a stall with a door!
Other Parts of the Unwritten Code of the
Urinals:
Who'd have thought SO much goes into a
seemingly simple process?
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