Welcome to my Monty Python page, here you will find the scripts to all my favourite scenes from their tv series "Monty Python and the flying circus" and the scripts to their three excellent movies. You may find the scripts a bit boring to read but are still very funny and will give newcomers an idea of the stuff Monty Python do. I have also included a rapidly growing multimedia section where you can find loads of sounds to all their films and some from their tv series. I have recently started adding some videos which I think are definitely worth the long download. "The knights who say ni" is a must see! If you like the stuff here visit my PythonShop page where you can buy all their videos and books at knockdown prices! All I can say is enjoy all this and e-mail me if you have any comments or would like to see something on my page.

 

 

 

 

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Buying a cat in a petshop
Life of Brian Robbing a lingerie shop
Meaning of Life Secret-service dentists
Nudge-nudge, say no more! The pychatrist milkman
Spam,spam spam ... Self-defence against fresh fruit
The Hungarian Phrasebook Sounds of sheep
Hijacking a plane

Things were so bad when I was young...

 
Mr. Hitler A dead Parrot?

 

Ad in shop...

 

The Spanish Inquisition

 

Holy Grail


 

 

Meaning of Life

"It is only waafer thin" "A liver donor's card"
"Get me a bucket I want to throw up"

 

"Hello, can we have your liver"

 

"Don't stand there gawking like you never seen the hand of god before"

 "We are inmates of a Bengali pyschatric instituion.."
"We have no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments"

 

"Let's kill him first and then have tea and biscuits"

Links

Completly Useless monty python page

Knights who say ni page

Offical page

Spam club