Software! C#, Java, C++, Prolog, LISP, Eiffel, BASIC, C, B, FoxPro, SQL, J#, Ada, Pascal, PERL, PHP, ASP, SOAP, XML, HTML, Assembly, Python, Shell Script, Oxygen, NetBeans (on Toast), VB, J++, Haskell, ADO.NET, XLST, JavaScript, XPath, VB Script, Active X, JScript.NET, WSDL, UDDI, COM+, J2ME, Verilog, VHDL & MachXL - these are the words that make me glad to be a man.
The program below allows you to get a score that measures how fucking powerful your beloved is. Get over 500points? Email me instantly because we have to talk. Include your sexual orientation in any emails you send.
Score© lets you enter a few details about your baby, and gives you a score. Use a Pentium? Then prepare for low scores. Use UNIX as your main OS? You could be hitting 500 points, so email me if you do, and we can talk Operating Systems and maybe meet up and exchange software/OS knowledge.
Download Score© here for FREE - and upgrade to the full version for only €99. Official Score© Reference Tables© - Copyrighted - but you can print out a copy for personal use.
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Quomputer Quotes© - A lovely piece of App that prints out quotes from famous computer legends such as Woz, Bill Gates, Linus "Lock up your Windows, Linus is in town" Torvalds.
Download Quomputer Quotes© here for FREE - and upgrade to 24,000 quotes for only €9.99. |
The Hash-Pipe©. Don't do Hash - unless you are using Hash values to represent raw data for use in sorting algorithms with Hash tables. This tight little App will create a unique Hash value for any DATA inputted.
Download Hash-Pipe© here for FREE - and upgrade to the full version where you can convert hash back to data!!! |
Want to see the source code that went into making those lovely Apps? Email me with your address and sexual orientation.
Coming soon Star-Date Converter Deluxe! Convert dates from the overrated and bullshit Gregorian Calendar to the 64-bit signed integer value that we all recognise and love from Star Trek. I was born on StarDate -92545.1.
Also I am working on a Klingon-Vulcan-Romulan-English-French-German-Binary translator, which will read out any of the Alien Languages to you, so you too can have a Degree in Vulcan.
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