Other interesting stuff for the PC Connoisseur.
My downloads page - I am a
programming legend where I am from, and
I make programs for fun. And yes programming is better than sex - with
women or men.
Links - The possibilities on the
INNERNET are endless. PS I pronounce Internet without the T, therefore
Innernet, as a mark of respect for Woz, who is one of my heroes and also
does not pronounce the T. I also pronounce Microsoft, with the R substituted
for a W, because Steve Ballmer pronounces it like that, and I love him
more than life.exe, especially when I saw him dance. Micwosoft.
GuestBook - Only people who
love Binary need bother - many of my posts will be in Binary or Klingon.
Order the Binary Book
today, a book I have written in Binary about how great the INNERNET
is. I dream of a day when Binary books and magazines become the norm, or
when I will be able to sell my Binary KeyBoard. |
Call me <a>MODEM</a>, I am an intergalactic WebBot on a mission
to convince you, the Webee, that computers are the
best fucking invention ever. I speak Klingon, like every Internet lover in
the Web World. PS I appologise for using bad language, but I feal very strongly
about computers, and when I slag off or praise software, you may hear some
bad language. PS any travellers from the Beta Quadrant can view
this page in Klingon!
Coming Soon - Binary Version, if you think you are hardcore enough.