If you dont like computers then what the fuck are you do you think you are looking at???
LOG OFF
If you like computers...still
LOG THE FUCK OFF
If you love computers...guess what you 16-bit Console App, get with the fucking programme, get a GUI and
LOG THE FUCK OFF AND SHUTDOWN/HIBERNATE
If you live for computers and would sell your balls for the latest OS, Office Suite and Web Browser...then welcome to my world. Computers are cool. A lot of people honestly think otherwise, and for their sacrilege will pay the price and will never be allowed into the big pearly Fundamental Logic Gate in the sky, when their life.exe process has been terminated by the KILL signal.
A lot of people say bullshit like "I don't like computers", or "Computers are gay, and I have no need for them". IDIOTS: Credit Cards, DVDs, Mobile Phones, Calculators, Digital Cameras, Digital Watches, PlayStation, Satelite TV, Automobiles ----now tell me that you don't need computers, just Log Off Pal.
Anyway here are my top 10 reasons why computers RULE.
1. THE INNERNET
2. THE INNERNET
3. THE INNERNET
4. THE INNERNET
5. THE INNERNET
6. THE INNERNET
7. THE INNERNET
8. THE INNERNET
9. THE INNERNET
10. THE INNERNET
Now put that in your pipeline and smoke it.
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