The Dibs Page!

The Dib's system explained

Unless you are rather fik this should need no explanation. But for some of you it obviously does. Let us take as our example group, Marion and Leanne. From the beginning it was obvious that Leanne was rather fixated on Stone Cold Steve Austin. To Marion it was clear that he could not be her favourite, which is good as I suspect she wouldn't have wanted him anyway. Marion was attracted to Jeff Hardy and he became her favourite.Leanne kept away. A system of dibs is clearly in operation though it was expained to neither.

In this system there are secondary dibs or backups to be taken into consideration. These are not as exclusive as primary dibs and can be shared(but not all are shared obviously).

In conclusion I wish to say that if you do not take the dibs system into account i'll break your legs!


For social reasons certain dibs(mainly from The High Stool)
have been ommitted, but have no doubt, they exist! You have all been divided up equally!




Leanne's Dibs List:

James Hetfield
Chris Jerricho
Paul Stanley
Steve Austin
Mike Portnoy
Edge and Christian
Linda McMahon
Kurt Angle
Fast
Albert
Test
Rex
Shane McMahon
Billy Gunn
1/2 HHH
The ref from battledome
Phil Anselmo
All Abbots
Steve Vai
Earl Hebner
Chris Benoit
William Regal
Al Snow
JR
Bull Buchanan
Val Venis
Bradshaw
Dr. Green
Lemmy
Ian Gillan
Clark Gable
Anthony Kiedis
John Frusciante
Steve Harris
Mike Mangini
The Estonian guy
Texas
Big Show
Kerry King
Vic Reeves
Greg Proops
John Leguizamo
Colin Firth
Liam Neeson
Zakk Wilde
Kenneth Brannagh
Steve Redgrave
The comic book guy
Pink Feather
Dev
Alan Rickman
Judas(from jesus Christ Superstar)
Particle Man
Eric Singer
Gene Simmons
Keith Wood
Cuba Gooding Jnr
Stewart(spin city)
Stuart(big brother)
Ace Frehley
Joe Satriani
 Marion's Dibs List:

Singer from Counting Crows
Jeff Hardy
Steve Blackman
Raven
Undertaker
Lita
1/2 of HHH
Mick Foley
Flea
Mark Lemarr
Phil Jupitus
Denis Leary
Logan
Brendan Fehr
Seth Green
David Boreanaz
Joshua Jackson
Richard Gere
Dermot Leary
Spike
Shawn Micheals
Richard from Caroline in the city
Luca
Kevin Bacon
Sean Connery(now not then)
Christian Slater
Mackie
Most harmonica playing men
Joseph Fiennes






























 Laura's Dibs List:

Matt Hardy
John Petrucci
Huey Morgan
Jerry "The King" Lawlor
Scottie Too Hottie
Grand Master Sexay
The Rock
X-pacs ass
Mel Gibson
Ronnie O'Sullivan
Eddie Guerero
Dave
Rhino
Jason Newsted
George Micheal
Robbie Williams
Brian Kennedy
Martin Clunes
Samuel L. Jackson
Shaka Hislop
Ronnie James Dio
Peter Criss
Ruud Van Nistelrooy

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