This is where we explore what would happen if we......
Learned to tap dance:
Hilarity would no doubt prevail. There would be much noise and injury
but alas no dancing as such
Dyed their hair blonde:
They would probably look stupid.
Lived on a diet of fizzy cola bottles:
Teeth would rot within a month, possible weight and hair loss!
Lived on a diet of abra and bud:
LIfe as normal.
Married brothers:
All would be fine untill a relative dies and we fight over the will.
Opened a restaurant:
It would be abbra but with drink and bands.
Opened a pub:
Never a clear moment again, probably close within a month
and would have an in-bar abbra
Joined KISS:
We would have cool costumes and make-up
Nuptuals would follow where Leanne would marry Paul Stanley
and Laura(having joined the band after Marions speedy escape
while Leanne wasn't looking) married Gene Simmons. Meanwhile
Marion(as part of her speedy escape) goes to live in her native
Yemen and marries a goat farmer untill her true love Jean
(not simmons) comes to rescue her, and all is well in KISSLAND again,
except for the dodgy haircuts!