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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.

The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad: "That happens in most countries, son."


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