I love telling jokes .
I
often entertain my friends at school.
I brighten up their days.
Here are some
jokes for you.
Have fun! 
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Why did the one
eyed bird cross the
road ?
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Because he wanted to get to the birdseye factory.
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Knock Knock, who
there ?
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Philis
Philis who?
Philis a glass of water .
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Will you know me
tomorrow? Will you know me in a week ? Will you know me in a year ?
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Knock
Knock who there ? I thought you said you knew me .
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Why are men with
beards more honest ?
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Because they can't tell bare faced lies.
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What sits in a pram and
wobbles?
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A jelly baby.
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How do you start a teddy
bear race?
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Ready, teddy, go.
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What sort of music was
invented by cave men?
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Rock music.
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What sort of music do miners
like to listen too ?
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Rock and coal
| What do Eskimos eat for
breakfast?
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Ice Crispies.
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