Limericks

There was a teacher from the Naul

That made all the children bang their heads of the wall

He thought he was safe in bed

When all the children came and cut of he's head

And kicked it around like a ball

By AMY W


LIMERICKS

There was a young man from Kerry,

Who once went on the Irish Ferry,

He was told to steal,

The Queens lovely meal,

After that he wasn't so merry.

By Claire.


LIMERICKS

There once was a girl from Kerry.

Whose back is very hairy.

She shaved and she shaved.

The hair off her back she saved .

Till that was the end of our Mary.

LAURA M

 

There once was a man from Skerries

Who started to eat raspberries

He soon grew fat

So he wore a black hat

And his belly began to grow hairy

LAURA M


Limerick

An elephant once saw a mouse

And suddenly sat on a house

The people inside

Cried and cried

And then they all just crouched.

 

Limerick

There was a young boy from Cork

Who seemed to eat lots of pork

He became so fat

He sat on his cat

When he said god that’s the tenth time all the way from Cork.

Laura mc


Limericks

There was a young girl from Clare

Who unfortunately had no hair,

As she sat in her chair,

And imagined she was at a fair,

And did not know what to stare at.

By Laura S

 

In Africa one afternoon,

A kangaroo jumped off the moon,

As he landed with a thump,

And up came a bump,

He was asleep very very soon

By Laura S


Limericks.

In Africa one afternoon,

The kangaroo jumped off the moon,

To our great surprise,

Our cocoon capsized,

The kangaroo jumped back to the moon.

Niamh


Limericks

There was a young lady from Kerry,

She was always very merry,

One day she ate a lot of food,

Then she went into a mood,

Then she was very scary.

Richie


LIMERICK.

There was a young girl from kerry,

Who is a fairy

She goes from house to house,

With her little mouse

And she is always merry

TOMBRA.


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