Limericks
There was a Donegal river,
When I walked past I got a
shiver,
Until one day I fell,
And hit a great big shell,
Oh! How I hurt my liver.
Niamh
There was an old witch from
Kerry,
Who ate her way through a
big cherry,
She choked on a stone,
But was saved by a gnome,
And sailed off on the
Holyhead ferry.
Alannah
There was a young lady from
Cork,
Who was such a great, big
dork,
She ate a car,
And then a bar,
She died by choking on a
fork.
Pádraig
There was a young man from
Kilkenny,
Who one day found a penny,
He picked it up,
Then bought a pup,
He called the little pup
Benny.
Séan
There was a man called Tom,
No one where he came from,
Until one day,
He went away,
And I still don’t know where
he’s gone.
Lauren
There once was a witch,
In the dark forest’s pitch,
She was the best,
In the west,
She could fly over the
ditch.
Rafat
I wonder what happened to
Jack,
He never ever came back,
He went for a walk,
People started to talk,
Then one day he appeared in
a black sack.
Lauren.
There was a man sitting in a
tree,
How handsome he could be,
But with his dirty face,
And no shoelace,
He’s not the type for me.
Alannah