Half-Life

Well now, half-life, what can i say?
Maybe that this is one of the best games ever made?
Yep. I think that's it.
A-fucking-one, Mr Sierra guys you have done a kick ass job with this one.
From the very begining i was gripped, which is odd for some-one with an attention span like mine. The intro was cool and the good thing about first person shooters type games is that you don't have to spend 3 hours reading a manual, written by some-one who is about as clever and funny as me.

Not that this is a typical first (yawn) person (yawn) shooter (yawn). Stuff happens! People talk to you (Mr. Freeman), you take part in a story for a change.
And its a good story too (even if the ending is a bit odd).
Easily the best thing about this game is the music and the rush inducing situations that accompany it. It had me hanging on to the desk screaming: "HOLY FRIGGIN SHIT, THIS ROCKS!!!!"
Em, anyway, so buy this game. Its cool. Possibly the coolest thing you will ever see (unless you happen to see my underpants some time).

Coffee factor on this game?
Hum.
At the begining of the game you might just get a couple of mouth-fulls in, while the intro is playing that is.
At any other stage if you sit back to have a sip of the good stuff you're likely to be looking at your body spread across the screen in lots of bloody little pieces.
So the coffee factor in this game is low. Quite low. Don't even think about it. This game is so good you might not even think about coffee any way.
No really!

Will your chick dig it?
Mine wasn't even slightly interested.
Even when i was sitting there saying "Wow, look at this bit, look at the graphics on that! Check out that real time lighting!"
I don't know.
Women are odd.