Epitaph



Here lies my little kitten Tab
Who was always very fab.
He went away one day,
Unknown to his poor mother Fay,
But he actually died in a lab.
Caoimhe
Here lies a dog called Sarky,
Who saved Sparky a very good friend.
Now Sarky is dead and gone forever,
All because of Sparky.
Patrick

Here lies a dog called Casper.
He had a mate named Jasper.
When he died his pal sighed,
Oh! Why did he have to get fried.
Hannah
Here lies farmer Billy,
Who had a small dog named Timmy.
He hit him in the head
And fell down dead.
Ronan

Here lies a flat frog
Who made friends with a clumsy dog.
He went out with him one day
And all I could do was pray
As the clumsy dog fell on the frog
Emma
Here lies poor Mrs.Cake
Who had a handsome son called Flake
He always told lots of jokes.
Made old Mrs.McCarthy choke
Which his mother's heart couldn't take.


Nigel