realitycheckcentral

You have found your way here because you are confused. Do not be afraid or embarassed.

9 out of 10 citizens need to visit us at least once in their primary cycle. As your cycles advance

you will not need our direction and will finally begin to understand your reality.

This is easier than it sounds, so do not be put off by technical jargon! We have decades of experience

to draw on and a wealth of information to give you. Of course for a minimal fee we can prescribe you

direct supplies of either 'ENDorphineX©' or our new 'GODpill™' to alleviate your anguish. To acheive our

directives, the first thing we must do is target the cause. Various factors in your cycle such as your

occupation, health and dietary intake can contribute to a general feeling of unease.

This is where we come in! Our directives are clear:

To remove confusion
To erase doubt
To enlighten each citizen

Rather than prescribing a punishing exercise regime or dramatically altering your calorific intake, we

prefer to take an enlightened approach to your enlightenment. Call today to find out exactly how!

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Most citizens will at first resist coming to us for help, thinking that they do not need treatment, or that

they are not ill. If you experience anything such as this, or doubt our methods, this can be taken as a

definite symptom in and of itself. Our advice? Come on in, the treatment is available!

Our courses can bring you right round and snap you back into reality with a bang! Head in the clouds?

We can sort that out! Some of the topics covered in our self help and enforced learning packages include;

Advanced philosphy and Logic based real world absolutes
The purpose of the citizen in the Global community
Coping with inordinately long cycles and recurring doubt syndrome (RDS)
The history of the Post Human
DNA potentiality- are you all you can be?

We are always open and welcome visitors to our centres. We have a 24 hr hotline which is run by our friendly

and efficient staff who will gladly tend to your needs. If you need to talk, or have a friend for whom you are

concerned, please do not hesitate to call now 0n 555-800-0666-005!

Not interested? If you feel that none of this is for you, have no clear opinion, or indeed find that you could

not care less, well don't despair! Our wonderful associates at RECYCLE.org would be delighted to hear from

you. Why not apply directly to them today to find out what they can offer you in place of treatment?

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