Welcome to SocioCorp!

Please take some time to browse around our site and see many of the items we know will be of interest to you. We currently have some great offers for genome upgrades, and there are even free gifts when you decide to apply for gender enhancement online!

If you have been fortunate to be chosen for breeding, are you sure you can afford it?

Maybe a pet is more in line with your budget and lifestyle?

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Life getting you down? Cheer up! If you're broke, the end could be a lot sooner than you think.

• Find out your best before end here.

Gender roles messing you up? Strange urges wreaking havoc in your life? Maybe you need a change.

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Has God found you yet? Have you beaten Him to it?

• Click here to find out why.

For more information call into your local genebank for a realistic assessment of what is actually attainable by your income. SocioCorp takes no responsibility for given pricing, or any pricing changes that may occur during your order to invoice process. While this may inconvenience you, we do not apologise as it is the law. Call now on 555-800-3247-001 for a detailed quotation and cheap advice. All credit cards accepted.

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