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From time to time you may wonder what life is all about. You may ask yourself questions such as 'why am I here?', etc. Do not be alarmed! This is entirely normal. Most citizens will at some stage in their cycle, particularily near the end, find their thoughts turning to nebulous concepts such as 'God', 'afterlife', etc.

Read the following statements to find out where you stand on this issue:

I feel that there is an underlying message behind everyday events in my life.
I feel that there is someone who watches over me and my actions.
I believe that there is another level of existence after my cycle terminates.
I feel a profound sense of wonder when I look at the world around me.
I am at one with everything.

If you can answer yes to at least one of these statements do not be alarmed! You are not suffering from psychological afflictions or paranoia. These feelings are residual symptoms of our polluted genetic past.

The primitive human DNA© of our ancestors contained many base impurities and imperfections which have obfuscated our higher reasoning processes. Relax. There is a cure! Just drop in to your nearest SocioCorp centre and apply for our new GodPill™!

One 30 day course of GodPill™ guarantees worry free living for at least 3 years of your cycle. Alternatively you can subscribe directly to RealitycheckCENTRAL the officially sanctioned and state sponsored body which can bring you right round and back to normal for a fractional percentage of your annual income!

purpose

What is the purpose of existence? Over at RealitycheckCENTRAL we have all the answers, remember citizens, it's easy when you know how! Pay us a visit today and find out the answer to the mother of all questions:why?

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