Bujinkan Wexford Dojo
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The Top 13 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School
Author : Chris White : http://www.topfive.com
Your dojo's symbol is a bullseye target
First demonstration consists of falling to the floor, curling
into the fetal position, and whimpering pitifully
Frequent pauses while instructor tearfully stops to right his
spilled pocket protector
The "gis" are used hospital gowns, and the "throwing stars"
are just slices of old cheese
The homework is always just to watch a Jackie Chan movie.
The techniques are only effective if your attacker is one of
the Three Stooges
Instructor's low fees enhanced by take from one-on-one "pop
quizzes" in dark alleys
Benihana has a restraining order against your instructor
Local muggers gather in the parking lot waiting for class to
end
Current students bark out on cue the phrase "Insurance does
not exist in this dojo!"
You take yourself to the mat 4 out of 5 times simply trying
to tie your belt on
Sensei's "ancient Chinese secret" required notifying the
neighbors when he moved in
and the Number 1 Sign You've
Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School...
Did Confucius ever really say he was "going to open up a
can of whoop-ass" on someone?