Ali G Innit
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Booyakasha- here are some clips from ali g's video! Ali G: "Booyakasha! Welcome to me video. Congratulation on a wise purchase. If you was wondering where the money goes, let me explain . Twelve percent goes on distribution. Eight percent goes on packaging. That fancy plastic cover don't come for free! Twenty percent goes to Mister Retailer. And the remainding eighty five percent goes into this bag of skunk!" (Ali G interviews Sir Rhodes Boyson) Boyson: "I think overall..." Ali G: "Right." Boyson: "Single sex schools work better than mixed schools." Ali G: "But don't you think single sex girl's schools.. they just breed you know, people who drink from the furry cup!?" Boyson: "Well never having drunk from the fairy cup (sic) I don't know what the liquor is in it." Ali G: "You know Sir Rhode. You know! You know them girls that is drinking from the furry cup, that like to eat from the bushy plate! You know what I is getting at!" Boyson: "Yes I know what you're getting at." (Ali in the countryside!) Ali G: "Your name is.." Farmer: "Terry Foal." Ali G: "Easy now! And you is going to take us around this farm. Let's check out a few of the animals." Farmer: "There's one out here you won't come out in the field with." (Camera pans to reveal a large bull in the field) Ali G: "Alright. What the FUCK is that man? Check out that mother!" (Ali and the farmer are feeding the sheep) Ali G: "And what are these things here?" Farmer: "Sheep." Ali G: "They are called sheep?" Farmer: "Yep." (Ali G and the farmer are in a cattle shed) Ali G: "Man there's a lot of shit here man! Why don't you clean up?!" (Ali G discusses the subject of class with Jacob Rees Mogg) Ali G: "So what if you got busy with my sister? You wouldn't like it 'cos she ain't the cleanest girl out there! Um, well it can be arranged. She'd be keen!" Jacob: "You speculating on my having a relationship with somebody I've never met and that leading to a child being born and then as to what class it might be is so..uh..far fetched..um..as to be ridiculous. I have no idea what.." Ali G: "What you think you is too good for my sister?" Jacob: "Certainly not. No I wouldn't dream..." Ali G: "You is. No, you is though. She's is rank. She's nothing. Believe me, even my mum cuss her, tell her she's a slag!" Ali G interviews "Royal Watcher" James Whittaker) Ali G: "Do you think that a lot of the objection to Camilla is because she is so minging?!" Whittaker: "Well, no. Being compared to Diana." Ali G: "Aye, she was fit!" Whittaker: "She was a very.....very tasty. So you put anybody up against Diana and there's a wee bit of a problem. She's also a very fit woman, she rides well..." Ali G: "She ain't fit man..." Whittaker: "Now this is a woman who understands Prince Charles well.." Ali G: "But she look like Rod Hull! She does man!" |