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Buffy's wimpy ex-watcher who is now demon-hunting in L.A. with Angel.
Wesley Quotes:
Wesley: "I'm sorry. But
if you let emotion control you right now, one of you will certainly end up
dead." Angel:
"Yeah, that's what the lady wants." Wesley: "That's not good enough!
She's not a demon, Angel. She is a sick, sick girl. If there is even a chance
she can be reasoned with..." Angel: "There was. Last year I
had a shot at saving her. I was pulling her back from the brink when some
British guy kidnapped her and made damn sure she'd never trust a living
soul." ~From "Five
by Five"
Wesley: "I don’t wish to
resort to drastic measures, but unless you listen, I warn you..."
Angel: "You warning me?
What happened, Wes? - Did you suddenly grow a pair? Well, that’s it, isn’t it? I
mean, that’s the whole root of your inferiority complex. Well, good news, Wes,
old boy! You don’t really have an inferiority complex. You’re just simply –
inferior." ~From "Eternity"
Cordy: "I was just
joking Mr. Grouchy Pants. When was the last time you had a dating
base?" Wesley: "For your information, I live a rich and varied social
life." Cordy: "Oh, I know. Every night it's Jeopardy followed by Wheel
of Fortune and a cup of hot cocoa. Look out girls, this one can't be
tamed." Wesley: "I'll admit it may not be as intoxicating as a life
erected on high-fashion pumps and a push-up bra." Cordy: "Hey, if anyone is wearing
a push-up bra around here it's . . . Angel!" ~From "The
Ring<"
Angel: "This is strictly
recon. I need to know exactly what we're dealing with before we make any
moves." Wesley: "Right you are. Deliberate, cautious approach would be
the most sensible plan. Fools rush in." Cordy: "No, he wants you to stay
here." ~From "The
Prodigal"
Wesley: "What that demon
said before. . ." Angel: "I know you're not planning to kill me, Wesley. But you're
willing to. And that's good." ~From "I've
Got You Under My Skin"
Girl: "Nice sweater.
Hand-knit?" Wesley: "Certainly not by me!" Girl: "I didn't mean . . . I
mean, it's a great sweater." Wesley: "Oh, well I'll pass that
on then . . . to the person who knit it. I mean, I would if I knew who did.
Which I don't. So I won't pass it on to anyone, will I?"
~From
"She"
Wesley: "Hello! I was
just in the neighborhood, patrolling with my new Bavarian Fighting Ax, when I
suddenly thought, 'Perhaps Cordelia's had a vision. Perhaps you need my help in
the battle against evil.'" Angel: "We seem to be evil-free
at the moment." Wesley: "I also packed along a Word Puzzle 3-D, if either of you
has the nerve to take me on." Cordy: "Gee, Wesley, I'd love to,
but unlike you, I'm not in my 80s quite yet." ~From "Expecting"
Wesley: "We made a most
effective team, I felt. Vanquishing that empathy demon in such short
order." Cordy: "Yeah, well, nobody gouged out my eyes, so I'm
happy." Wesley: "Yes, most effective -- your cryptic visions, Angel's
brawn, my highly developed powers of deduction..." Cordy: "This isn't our
mail." ~From "Somnambulist"
Angel: "Interesting look
for you. Motorcycle? Watcher's Council trying out a new image?"
Wesley: "In point of
fact, I no longer work for the Council. I came to the conclusion I was of
greater good to the cause working autonomously." Angel: "They fired
you." ~From "Parting
Gifts"
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