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Do you display any of the following symptoms?

I feel that there is an underlying message behind everyday events in my life.
I feel that there is someone who watches over me and my actions.
I believe that there is another level of existence after my cycle terminates.
I feel a profound sense of wonder when I look at the world around me.
I am at one with everything.

If you have experienced any of these symptoms do not be alarmed! You are not suffering from psychological distress. These feelings are residual symptoms of our polluted genetic past.

The primitive human DNA© of our ancestors contained many base impurities and protein imperfections which have obfuscated our higher reasoning processes. Relax. There is a cure! Just drop in to your nearest SocioCorp centre and apply for our new GODpill™!

godpill 25mg Among the features of our new GODpill™ are:

Easy to swallow micro seal coated capsules in a variety of flavours from cola to coolmint.
Optional prescription methods, too busy to take the pills? Wear a GODpatch™!
Optional payment and prescription incorporation into your current LifePlan shares.
Intelligent packaging, when your course is nearly up the carton microchip will reorder your supply for you!
IPchips will also remind you when and how often you need to take your pill.
No drowsiness or other nasty side affects that would otherwise compromise your work output.

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