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Riddle
1:
What has
4 legs and has only 1 foot?
Riddle
2 :
What
gets wetter the more it dries?
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Riddle
3:
What's as light as a
feather but a man cannot hold it for long?
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Riddle
4 :
Why are football
pitches always wet?
Riddle
5 :
What do you
get if you cross a football team with an ice-cream?
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There
was a young man called De Clare,
Who came all the way from Rosslare,
He had a cat called Pat,
He kept it on a mat,
And he wasn't a bad sort to be fair.
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I'm a trainee witch
My name is Joan
And today I tried
Some spells on my own.
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I tried to turn a mat
Into a bat
And it ended up
As a little pussy cat.
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