2nd Class

Hi ! We are a
class of 29

Our teacher's name
is Mrs. Wilkinson

Witchy Excuses !

A witch / wizard has just been stopped at a garda checkpoint. She /he had been exceeding the speed limit at the time, here are some of the witchy excuse she gave the garda for speeding on her broom...

I'm trying to break a world record
I have a bee in my bonnet

I got a new broomstick but it doesn't seem to be working
Well the cat scratched me and I pressed the accelorator S.McC.

I was just looking for my little black cat. He ran away earlier today when I told him I was going to visit my sister L.N.

My cat fell off so I went zooming down to catch him and then I crashed and I went spinning off and it started to go speeding. After that I fell asleep and I woke up and my cat kept falling again and again and again A.L.

My cat took over the broomstick and she likes to fly super fast L.C.

I was saving a little cat. I had to go fast to save him. He was stuck on the tree and my broom went very very fast. He was falling so fast that not even superman could save him. I thought I wasn't going to save him. K.H.

I was in a hurry to get to the witch shop before it closed as I needed to collect a new gold wand because my other one is wonky and I have a very important spell to cast. S.W.

I was in a hurry because I was going to the hospital to have my baby.
The cat blind-folded me.
The cat pressed the speed button on the broom A.W.

I got the wrong petrol and went out of control.
The cat jumped on my head and I hit the wrong control and then you stopped me. J.McI.

I need to get my cat to the magic vet because my neighbour ran over it with his broomstick and he has a broken leg because it is too late. A.E.

My speedometer is broken.
My cat ate my brakes.
I mixed up my fast with my slow spell T.D.

I bought a new broom and I must have turbo boost
My witch sister cast a spell on me V.R.M.

I was on my way to the airport to collect my Mum who was returning from the witch's convention.
My broom broke down so I went to Broomy's garage. They didn't have the part so they gave me another broom. This one is a turbo model and would you believe, the speedometer doesn't work so I had no idea that I was speeding. J.C.

The witch said she could not see in night M.D.

I'm sorry guard but I'm on my flying test.
My cat bit me and I had to put my elbows down and by mistake I pushed the wrong button and my broom went too fast and that's how I ended up talking with you. D.W.

Someone broke my glasses and I couldn't see the speed limit sign.
I was rushing home to make pumpkin soup.
My cat needs to be fed or she will faint.
Someone broke my mph clock so I assumed I was going 50mph. H.K.

My magic spell fizzed in my pocket and it make me go too fast.
My cat was thirsty and I had to get milk. C.R.

I dropped my glasses and I couldn't see the sign with the speed limit on it
I was trying to get to the witch's library before it closed so could I look up a spell.
I was chasing some rats so I could cut off their tails to use in a spell. N.McC.

The reason I was speeding officer was I had to get to the shopping centre before it closed to get some Hallowe'en stuff for my party. J.B.

I'm a special agent and I'm chasing a murderer.
I hate to be late for parties.
I have a license to go fast.
I was in a hurry for my meeting and I will grant you three wishes if you let me off. M.L.

My mum is in hospital and my black cat is sick too. S.B.

I was speeding because I was after the girl. N.McC.

I had to speed because I was late for the witch ball. I was working at the witch factory and was late home. By the time I got dresses I thought I had lots of time, but when I looked at my spider clock on the wall it had stopped. I could not find my spell book to fix my clock so I had to go the wizard shop to see if he could fix it. After a while the wizard fixed my clock and I was very late and that is why I was speeding. K.D.

The cat jumped and landed on the speed button L.W.

The magic took over and I fell asleep and the magic put fire on my broom and it goes as fast as a rocket and I'm in such a hurry to meet George Bush ! B.L.

Ici nous parlons francais !

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