Q. How do you confuse a Dublin man? 
A. Put three shovels up against a wall & tell him take his pick.
Donncha Fenton, (Rang a cúig)

Q. What is a Corkman's latest invention?
A. Second-hand toilet paper.
Daniel O' Sullivan (Rang a cúig)

Q. How did the eco-warrior die?
A. Waiting two years for a bypass.
Páidí Ó Sé (Rang a cúig)

Q. What is pink and blue?
A. Pink fluff holding its breath.
Caroline Nic Gearailt (Rang a cúig)

Q. Why did the fly fly?
A. Because a spider spied'r.
Margaret Mahony (Rang a cúig)

Q. Why did the tin whistle?
A. Because a tin can!
Bernadette O' Sullivan (Rang a cúig)

Father in Pet Shop: "I'd like a pet mouse for my son."
Shopkeeper: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
Niamh Curran (Rang a cúig)

Q. Why did the fans call their goalkeeper Cinderella?
A. Because she was always missing the ball!
Marion Fenton (Rang a cúig)

Q. Why do cows give milk?
A. Because they can't sell it.
Brigid Houlihan (Rang a cúig)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts!
Michelle Leneghan (Rang a cúig)

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts!
Siobán O' Sullivan (Rang a cúig)

A Kerrryman said to his wife: "The bank returned the last cheque you wrote."
Wife: "Great. What can I buy with it this time?
Brendan O' Shea (Rang a cúig)

Q. What is the Limerick man's latest invention?
A. A rubber nail!
Stephanie O' Connor (Rang a sé)

Q. How does a monkey make toast?
A. He puts it under a gorilla!
Patrick Sugrue (Rang a sé)

Q. Mama Tomato, Dada Tomato and Baby Tomato walking along a street. Baby Tomato was lagging behind. Dada walked back, squished the tomato, and said "Ketchup"!
Luke Holbrook (Rang a sé)

Q. Why did Westlife crash?
A. They were 'Flying without wings'!
Breda Cronin (Rang a sé)

Q. Why did the nurse tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn't wake the sleeping pills!
Deborah O' Sullivan (Rang a sé)

Did you hear about the cruel cook?
She beat  eggs, whipped cream and battered fish!
Elaine O' Sullivan (Rang a sé)

Q. What is the Kilkenny man's latest invention? 
A. A silent alarm clock!
(He won the NOBELL prize for it!!)
Patricia O' Shea (Rang a sé)

Q. What do yyou call a one-eyed Kerryman?
A. Seán Ó Súíl amháin!
Niamh Ní Shúilleabháin (Rang a sé)

Q. What's a cork man's best invention?
A. A peephole through a window. 
(Aidan O' Sullivan, Rang a sé)

Q. What's a Kerry man's best invention?
A. A waterproof tea bag.
(Mícheál Ó Sé, Rang a sé)
 

Q. How did the Kerry man burn his knee?
A. He was ironing his jeans.
Róísín Ryan (Rang a sé)
 

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