A woman walks into the doctors office and says,
"Doctor I hurt all over."

The doctor says, "That's impossible."

"No really! Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! it hurts.
When I touch my leg, ouch!, it hurts.
When I touch my head, ouch!, it hurts.
When I touch my chest, ouch!!, it really hurts," she replies.

The doctor just shakes his head and says,
"You're a natural blonde aren't you?" The woman smiles and says, "Why yes I am. How did you know?"

The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."

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