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Some Of That Funny Stuff!

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12 August 2000

[ For "101 Things NOT To Say During Sex", click HERE! ] - Thanks to Garrett

[ For "Joke Viruses & What They Do", click HERE! ] - Thanks to Garrett

[ For "Chrismas Cards For Reality", click HERE! ] - Thanks to Garrett

[ For "Weird Computer Terms", click HERE! ] - Thanks to Garrett

Please if you have anything thats funny (and in good taste),
do e-mail it to dkit@oceanfree.net

[ For "Memo To All Staff", click HERE! ] - Thanks to Dara

[ For "Its In The F's", click HERE! ] - Thanks to Stuie

[ For "Group Of Girlfriends" story, click HERE! ] - Thanks to Orlaith

[ For "Trying To Tell A Blonde A Joke" story, click HERE! ] - Thanks to Paddy

[ For "Blonde Finger" story, click HERE! ] - Thanks to Paddy

[ For "The Idiots Guide To Sex", click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For "Comprehending Engineering (Students)", click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For "Dating Translation For Women", click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For "Whats Your Father Work At?", click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For "Vegas Payback", click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For "Farmers Daughters", click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For "Better Health Plan", click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For "Sex & Your Favorite Colour", click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For "GCSE Answers Given In 1999", click HERE! ] - Thanks to Dawn Davis

[ For "Plane/Car Accident", click HERE! ] - Thanks to Dawn Davis

[ For "Primary School Teachers Stories", click HERE! ] - Thanks to Dawn Davis

[ For "God Appears In A Park", click HERE! ] - Thanks to Dara

[ For Some "Psych Games" The Elevator, click HERE! ] - Thanks to Dawn Davis

[ For The "So Whats Up" Video, click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For "Cross-Border Bodies" Vs "A Rabbit", click HERE! ] - Thanks to Turnipfish

[ For "The 1998 Darwin Awards", click HERE! ] - Thanks to Turnipfish

[ For A Joke In Irish , click HERE! ] - Thanks to Turnipfish

[ For "Assicons", click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For A Lession In Talkin Shite, click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For A 'Room Service In Asia', click HERE! ] - Thanks to Dawn Davis

[ For A Joke About A Car For Sale, click HERE! ] - Thanks to Dawn Davis

[ For A 'To Brew Your Own Guinness', click HERE! ] - Thanks to Guinness.com

[ For A 'Careful Typing That E-Mail Address' Story, click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For A Good 'African Shakespeare' Poem, click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For The Some Funny Place/Town Names, click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For A Picture From Monkey Family Album, click HERE! ] - Thanks to Dawn Davis

[ For The 'Joys of Pessimism', click HERE! ] - Thanks to Johnny Daly

[ For The 'The Intellectual Homer Simpson', click HERE! ] - Thanks to Johnny Daly

[ For some Classic Homer Simpson Quotes, click HERE! ] - Thanks to Johnny Daly

[ For The Shower Test, click HERE! ] - Thanks to Tim

[ For The 'I'm The Designated Man' story, click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For The 'How Some People Predicted The Future', click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For Some Stress Relef, click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For a VERY small game, click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For The 'What The Other Sex Finds Best', click HERE! ] - Thanks to Garrett

[ For The 'If I Only Knew', click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For A Memo to all Students', click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For The 'College Students Alphabet ', click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For The 'Birthdays Explained', click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For some strange Directory enquiries, click HERE! ] - Thanks to Tim

[ For The Classic Comeback, click HERE! ] - Thanks to Tim

[ For The First Letter Name Thing, click HERE! ] - Thanks to Tim

[ For Some Strange Info, click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For 'Van Gogh's Family Tree', click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For 'Training Courses For Women', click HERE! ] - Thanks to Keith Denny

[ For A Class Illusion Program, click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...
Click here to learn how to use it!

[ For 'Evil Overload Tips', click HERE! ] - Thanks to ...

[ For 'The Strange Rules Of The Movies', click HERE! ] - Thanks to Dawn Davis

[ For 'Homer Simpson Quotes', click HERE! ] - Thanks to Keith Denny

[ For 'Weird Laws of the United States', click HERE! ] - Thanks to Keith Denny

[ For 'You Think Your Having A Bad Day', click HERE! ] - Thanks to Brian Yule

[ For 'Subject: Virus Alert', click HERE! ] - Thanks to Brian Yule

[ For 'The Golf Affair', click HERE! ] - Thanks to Keith Denny

[ For A Great Ali-G Translator, click HERE! ]

[ For Some Nice Christmas Lights For Your Screen, click HERE! ]

[ For Top 100 things you don't want the System Admin to say, click HERE! ]

[ For a class program which emulates the screen when your drunk, click HERE! ]

[ For a survey program supplied by my old boss, click HERE! ]

[ For a video clip of someone having a real shity day in there office, click HERE! ]

[ For Things My parents taught me, click HERE! ]

[ For Job Search Jargon, Translated, click HERE! ]

[ For Just How Computer Illiterate Can People Be, click HERE! ]

[ For The Guide To Being Dumped, click HERE! ]

[ For The Video Clip (And Music) of Eric Of The Jeans Ad, click HERE! ]
NOTE: Its 1.1MB in size!

[ For The Complete Guide To Cows, click HERE! ]

[ For The Return Of The Complete Guide To Cows, click HERE! ]

[ For The Shite-List click HERE! ]

[ For The Company Plan, click HERE! ]

[ For The Use Of The Word "Feck", click HERE! ]

[ For The Dublin 2004 - The Olympic Bid, click HERE! ]

[ For The Funniest Actual Newspaper Headlines, click HERE! ]

[ For 50 Ways To Scare People In Any Computer Lab, click HERE! ]

If you have anymore and you want to have them viewed by all, do e-mail them to dkit@oceanfree.net!