The Classic Comeback
This has got to be the all-time classic comeback. It's an exact recount of US National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:"So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?"
GENERAL REINWALD: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery, and shooting."
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't
GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised
on the rifle range."
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?"
GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how, ....we will be teaching them proper
rifle range discipline before they even touch a firearm."
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent
GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but
you're not one, are you?"
The radio went silent and the interview ended...
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