Recently a routine Garda patrol parked outside a local pub. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around for a few minuets, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed and eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He sat there for a few minuets as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a find dry night) flicked the indicators on the off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationery for a few more minutes as some vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly the road.
The Garda, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, putting on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the Garda said in a Galway accent, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Garda station, this breathalyser equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it", said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

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