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The Use Of "feck" In Daily Speech!

MEATH UNIVERSITY RESEARCH DEPARTMENT
SUBJECT: Meathish derivation of "feck"

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "feck". It is the one magical word which just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, "feck" can fall into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fecked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fecked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a feck) or a passive verb (Mary doesn't give a feck). Or an adverb (Mary is fecking interested in John) and as a noun (Mary is a terrific feck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fecking beautiful). As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "feck" Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

GREETINGS: "How the feck are you?"
FRAUD: "I got fecked by the car dealer."
DISMAY: "Oh, feck it."
TROUBLE: "Well, I guess i'm fecked again."
AGGRESSION: "feck you!!!"
DISGUST: "feck me!!!"
CONFUSION: "What the feck...?"
DIFFICULTY: "I don't understand this fecking thing."
DESPAIR: "fecked again."
INCOMPETENCE: "He fecks up everything."
DISPLEASURE: "What the feck is going on?"
LOST: "Where the feck are we?"
DISBELIEF: "Unfeckingbelievable!!!"
RETALIATION: "Up your fecking ass!!!"

It can be used in an anatomical description -- He's a fecking asshole.
It can be used to tell time -- It's five fecking thirty.
It can be used in business -- How did i wind up in this fecking job?
It can be maternal -- Motherfecker

And, never forget General Custer's last words, "Where did all them fecking Indians come from?" Also, the famous last words from the mayor of Hiroshima, "What the feck was that?" And last, but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic who said, "Where's all this fecking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses for the word. How will anyone be offended when you say "feck"? Use it frequently in your daily speech, you will be proud and it will add to your fecking prestige.

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