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"God Appears To 'Woman' And 'Man' In A Park"

A Woman and a Man walk in to a park to find a God like figure in the middle of the park on the grass talking to nature (weirdo!), they walked closer and noticed that it was God (its what ever one they believe in) then he turned to the Woman and Man and asks them to come sit by him and chat...


Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God to Man: "So you would love her."

Man to God: "But God, why did you make her so dumb?"

God to Man: "So she would love you."

Man to God: "Who did you create first - Woman or Man?"

God to Man: "I created man before creating woman, because I need a rough draft before creating a masterpiece."

Man to God: "Which is the dumber? Explain it to me in a way I can understand!"

God to Man: "Well, diamonds are a girl's best friends. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?"

Man to God: "Don't know... repeat the question..."


Man, puzzeled by this, wonders off to play with his car...
So, Woman comes over to God and starts to ask questions and slag Man off...



Woman to God: "Is there such thing as a good man?"

God to Woman: "Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man."

Woman to God: "Are all womens problems related to men?"

God to Woman: "Ofcourse, ever notice how many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender...
MENstruation
MENopause
MENtal breakdown
GUYnecology"


Woman to God: "What's the difference between government bonds and men?"

God to Woman: "Bonds mature."

Woman to God: "What's the difference between a man and E.T.?"

God to Woman: "E.T. phoned home."

Woman to God: "Men are very similar to noodles"

God to Woman: "How are men like noodles?"

Woman to God: "They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough."

God to Woman: "Why do men like BMWs?"

Woman to God: "They can spell it."

Woman to God: "What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?"

God to Woman: "Don't know"

Woman to God: "Men always miss them."

Woman to God: "Why are men like popcorn?"

God to Woman: "Don't know, why?"

Woman to God: "They satisfy you, but only for a little while."

God to Woman: "Why are men like blenders?"

Woman to God: "Don't know, why?"

God to Woman: "You need one, but you're not quite sure why."

Woman to God: "Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars?"

God to Woman: "Don't know, how would that help?"

Woman to God: "At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months or 10,000 miles, whichever came first."

God to Woman: "What is the difference between men and pigs?"

Woman to God: "Don't know, What is the difference between men and pigs?"

God to Woman: "Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!"

Woman to God: "Were can i get one of these? :)"



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