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The Golf Affair

A man and his secretary decide to have an affair, so they rent a hotel and go have strenuous sex all afternoon. He's not used to the place, so he falls asleep afterwards and doesn't wake up until about 8:30 that night. They have sex again, and then the man realizes it's time to go home. He says to his secretary, "Take my shoes outside while I get dressed and drag them through the grass and mud." Puzzled, the secretary complies.

When the man gets home about 9:30 pm his wife confronts him and asks where he's been. The man says, "I cannot lie to you, I have spent the day making love to my secretary, fell asleep, just woke up and came right home." The woman looks down at his shoes and says, "You lying bastard, you've been out playing golf again!"

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