Trying To Tell A Blonde A Joke
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman
next to him and says: "Do you want to hear a funny blonde joke?"
The big woman replies:
"Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know
something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I'm a professional
athlete and bodybuilder. Also, the blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2",
weighs 220 pounds and is an ex-professional wrestler. And next to her is a
blonde who is 6'5", weighs 245 pounds, and she is a current professional
kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The guy thinks about it a second and says: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to
explain it three times."
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