A
Alcohol: The key to surviving college.

B
Beer: It's whats for dinner.

C
Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party.

D
Dancing: A favourite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic.

E
Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party.

F
Fucked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out.

G
Games: Anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging beers.

H
Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank.

I
Ignorant: The way you act after drinking WAY too much.

J
Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home.

K
Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers.

L
Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol.

M
Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying.

N
Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know.

O
Oh shit!: What you say as you're falling down the stairs.

P
Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer.

Q
Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning.

R
Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet.

S
Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk.

T
Twenty-four: The number of beers it takes to get drunk.

U
Underage: Most of the drinking population in college town.

V
Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello.

W
Worm: The part of Tequila that that you don't mind eating after you've consumed the whole bottle.

X
X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it.(detox)

Y
Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end.

Z
Zima: Something Different.

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