Illtakeyisallonyisbasstrrrds
(eye-wil-take-yiz-awlonn-yiz-bastards)

A good one for use at any stage of festering, particularly effective if repeated softly, almost mantra-like while alone (to find out how to be alone see Lesson 3 part One)

Simply develop the bobbing head movements of a drugged bantam cockerel Make sure to grunt as if about to speak every few jerks of the head Irregularly spit out the new phrase:
"Illtakeyisallonyisbasstrrrds!"

Variation: Just yell the phrase "Illtakeyisallonyisbasstrrrds!!!" anywhere
i.e. queuing outside a night-club or at the removal of a relative’s remains from a funeral chapel, and observe the different reactions. From a damned serious beating to the shocked tears of elderly aunts, Illtakeyisallonyisbasstrrrds is a word as versatile as the people who came up with it, and used regularly it will open up new horizons of experience so confusing that you will feel truly Irish before the first bruises fade. Click here to continue to Lession Three Introduction.