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Van Gogh's Family Tree

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh ( pronounced Go ) had many relatives.

Among them were:
His dizzy aunt:
Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes:
Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store:
Stopn Gogh

The brother who bleached his clothes white:
Hue Gogh

The cousin from Illinois:
Chica Gogh

His magician uncle:
Wherediddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin:
Amee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half brother:
Grin Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach:
Wellsfar Gogh

The constipated uncle:
Can't Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt:
Tan Gogh

The bird lover uncle:
Flamin Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst:
E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin:
Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking:
Wayto Gogh

The little bouncy nephew:
Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco:
Go Gogh

His Italian uncle:
Day Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van:
Winnie Bay Gogh


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