Go on have a laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Jason Dunphy

Did you see the tractor in the cinema?

I only saw the trailer!

Shane Hunt

What do you call a Kerryman under a wheelbarrow?

A mechanic!

Richard Allinden.

What do you call a Kerryman in a wheelbarrow?

A Formula 1 racing driver!

David O’ Driscoll

What do you call a Kerryman pushing a wheelbarrow?

A thrill seeker!!

Martin Condrin

What do you call a Kerryman with his head under a wheelbarrow?

Jack!!

David Clarke

A glass hammer!

What happened to the Kerryman who closed the curtains?

He fell out the window!

Shane Hunt

Why did 5 eat 6?            

Because 7,8,9.

Ciaran Gallagher

Did you hear about the row down the chip shop?

The sausage got battered and the chips got assaulted!

David O’ Driscoll

                           Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!

Ivan Heraughty

Did you hear about the sick banana?

He wasn’t peeling very well !!

Ciaran Gallagher

Doctor, doctor people keep ignoring me!

Who said that ?

Jamie O’Brien.

Did you hear about the man who swallowed the spoon ?

He couldn’t stir!

A priest came into the class one day and was talking to the children.
He asked them if anyone knew where the holy Family lived?
There was silence in the class for a moment.
Various answers were suggested but nobody had the right answer.
Suddenly Johnny puts up his hand .
"The Holy Family live in number 25, Main Street, Father."
The priest was puzzled by his answer so he asked Johnny how he knew this.
He said "Well, father when I am coming to school in the morning and everytime I pass 25, Main Street, I hear someone shouting, Jesus ,Mary and Joseph will ye get up "

Mr.O'Neachtain

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!

Ivan Heraughty

Where do you buy cats from?                 

A catalogue!

Mammy I hate my sisters guts.

Shut up and eat what you’re given.

Ivan Heraughty

Did you hear about the three eggs?

Too bad.

Ciaran Gallagher.

How do you get a Kerryman to climb up on to a pub roof?

Tell him the drinks are on the house.

Christopher Grace.

Why did the one handed chicken cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop!

David Carroll.

How do you get forty Kerryman into a mini?

Tell them its going to Dublin.

David Phelan.

Why did the cows huddle together in the rain?

To keep each other dry.

What do you get if you cross a Brontosaurus with a cow?

A lot of milk.

Ciaran Long.

What did the priest say when he saw insects on his roses?

Let us pray.

Ciaran Gallagher!

How does a monkey make toast?

He puts it under the gorilla.

Daniel Flynn.

Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains?

Sit over there and pull yourself together.

Mark Rellis.

What do cats read?         

A catalogue!

Ciaran long.

Doctor doctor I feel like a robber?

Please go over there and take a chair!

Thomas Flynn.

Doctor doctor I feel like a bridge.
What’s come over you?

A car a truck and a lorry.

Nicholas Dunphy.

Did you hear about the Kerryman who saw the notice reading: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY AND MURDER?

He went in and applied for the job!

Patrick Mc Auliffe.

What would you call a laughing motorbike?

A yamaha ha.    

Ronan Crowley.

What are Kerrynurses famous for?

Waking up their patients for their sleeping pills.

Anthony Hayes.

How do you recognise a bride at a Kerry wedding?

She’s the one wearing white wellingtons.

David O’Driscoll.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

Patrick Mc Auliffe

                              What did one eye say the other?

Roger Barron.

Teacher: Why weren’t you here at nine o’clock?

Pupil: Why what happened?

                             David O'Driscoll

We hope by hope that you are falling around the place laughing and that you enjoyed the jokes.

Keep Smilin' Keep Smilin' Keep Smilin' Keep Smilin'

David  O'Driscoll