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The Cruise - with Jason Dee
Monday thru Thursday we drive Dublin home and wrap up your
workday with loads of brand new music first, entertainment
news, features, text-in agendas, and lots more besides.
Organised chaos can and SHOULD be expected.
The Cruise List:
Every
now and again we'll bring you a Top 10 or Top 5 humour
("humour"? - Webmaster) list that we may or may not have time
for on air...
The Top 8 Signs You've Had Too Much Cosmetic
Surgery:
| 8. |
The hospital
renames the Cher wing after you. |
| 7. |
Good news: No need
to shave your armpits any more. Bad news: The nipples
there are a little distracting. |
| 6. |
For you, "crack a
smile" is no longer just figure of speech. |
| 5. |
Collagen
injections were never intended for *those* lips |
| 4. |
It only takes you
10 minutes to eat a Centra sambo, but 43 minutes to
clean your fake cat whiskers afterwards. |
| 3. |
Every sneeze sends
snots flying out of your left ear. |
| 2. |
The flight
attendant points at you and says, "In case of an
emergency water landing, this woman's lips and your seat
cushions may be used as flotation devices." |
| 1. |
Thanks to your
latest face lift, your nose shrinks in the cold but gets
that annoying "Pinocchio effect" every time you go to
Angels lapdancing club. |
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