Moe: Phone call for Al... Al Coholic... is there an Al Coholic
here?
(laughter)
Moe: Wait a minute.. Listen, you
little yellow-bellied rat jack@ss, ifI ever find out who you are, I'm
gonna kill you!
Moe: Oliver Klothesoff! Call for Oliver
Klothesoff!
(laughter)
Moe: Wait a minute... Listen you lousy
bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swearI'll cut your belly open!
Moe: Uh.. I.P. Freely? Hey, everybody, I.P.
Freely!<(laughter)
Moe: Wait a minute... Listen to me you lousy
bum. When I get a hold ofyou, you're dead. I swear I"m gonna
slice your heart in half!
>Moe: Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys! I'm looking for
a Jacques Strap!
(laughter)
Wait a minute.. It's you, isn't it ya
cowardly little runt?! WhenI get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you
like a fish and drink your blood!
Moe: Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey
everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!
(laughter)
Moe: Oh,
wait a minute... Listen you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! WhenI
get a my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
Moe: Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, one of you guy has gotta
be HomerSexual!
Homer: Don't look at me!
Moe: Oh, no.. You
rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth
into your cheek and rip your face off!
Moe: Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen
Mike Rotch lately?!
(laughter)
Listen,you little puke. One of
these days, I'm gonna catch you, and I'mgoing to carve my name on your
back with an ice pick!
Moe: Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly
face and a bigbutt, and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own
butt. Oh, waita minute..
Moe: Uh, Hugh Jass? Ok, somebody check the men's room for a
Hugh Jass!
HughJass: Hello?
Moe: Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come guys, do I
have a Bea O'Problemhere?
Barney: You sure
do!
(laughter)
Moe: Oh... It's you, isn't it? Listen,
you. When I get a hold ofyou, I'm going to use you head for a bucket
and paint my house with yourbrains!
Moe: Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda
Huggenkiss?
Barney: Maybe your standards are too
high!
(laughter)
Moe: You little S.O.B.! Why.. When I
find out who you are, I'm going toshove a sausage down your throat and
stick starving dogs up your butt!
Moe: Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? All right, everybody, put
down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
(whenMoe substitutes for Bart's class)
Moe: OK, when I call
your name, uh, you say "present" or "here". Er, no,say
"present". Ahem, Anita Bath?
All right, settle down. Anita
Bath here?
All right, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks?
Hey!
What are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh, I get it, I get
it. It's my big ears, isn't kids? Isn't it? Well,
children, I can'thelp
that!
