Bart Simpson

"Bart, now you're no longer just a one-dimensional character with a silly catchphrase"-Lisa

Age: 10

Personality: Devious, underacheiving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.

Known Aliases: Rudiger, El Barto

Abilities: Possesses a huge repertoire of practical jokes and methods of revenge, with antics ranging from vandalism to international fraud. Prank calls to Moe's Tavern are a specialty.

Discoveries: A comet that nearly destroyed Springfield, Blinky the three-eyed fish.

Idol: Krusty the Clown

Past loves: Jessica Lovejoy, Laura Powers

Extracurricular: Sawed off the head of a statue of town founder Jebediah Springfield. Decimated the Australian ecosystem with a bullfrog. Deceived Springfieldians into thinking Timmy O'Toole had fallen down one of the town's wells. Made a mockery of a school weather balloon lauch by transfoming the balloon into an effigy of Principal Skinner. Blew Agnes Skinner off the commode by throwing a cherry bomb into a toilet in the boy's bathroom. Mistaken for a genius after swapping tests with Martin Prince. Forced to make antifreeze-laced wine on a student exchange trip to France. Caused marital discord by taking a picture of drunken Homer cavorting with belly dancer, Princess Kashmir. Lead a war against neighborhood bully, Nelson Muntz. Enjoyed brief, injurious career as a daredevil. Nearly disowned by his sister after ruining her Thanksgiving centerpiece. Deadlocked with Todd Flanders in a miniature golf tourney. Saved Mr Burns's life by donating rare double O negative blood. Led a rebellion at Kamp Krusty. Helped clear Krusty the Clown's name and finger Sideshow Bob in a Kwik-E-Mart robbery framing. Became famous as the "I Didn't Do It Boy." Finked on Krusty to the IRS for tax fraud. Won an elephant in a radio contest. Served a brief stint as Mr Burns's heir. Sold his soul for $5.

Often heard saying: "Don't have a cow man","Aye Carumba", "Eat my shorts" " I'm only 10 years old and I've got two mortal enemies already",, "He he, suckers!", "Birds are singing and bees are trying to have sex with them, as I understand","If I ever stop loving cartoon voilence, kill me", "I'm more striking than good-looking"

Voiced by: Nancy Cartwright.

Lisa Simpson

"Little Lisa Simpson: Springfield's answer to a question no-one asked"- Ned Flanders

Age: 8

Role in Family: Moral center and middle child.

Once Called Herself: "The saddest kid in grade number two."

Plays: Saxophone (and occasionally, the guitar).

First Word as Baby: "Bart"

Obsession: Ponies

First Crush: Substitute teacher Mr. Bergstrom.

Second Crush: Nelson Muntz

Perpetual Crush: Several actors names Corey.

Past Addictions: The Corey Hotline, Trucker's Choice Stay-Awake Tablets.

Extracurricular: Mentored by late jazzman Bleeding Gums Murphy. Busted her father for an illegal cable hookup. Won regional Reading Digest essay contest, but lost the national competition in Washington, D.C., after losing faith in government. Served brief terms as Little Miss Springfield until she became disillusioned by pagent sponsorship by Laramie Cigarettes. Desired by Ralph Wiggum. Disgusted by the talking Malibu Stacey doll's lack of integrity, coinvented poor-selling Lisa Lionheart doll. All-star goalie in pee-wee hockey. Discovered Jebediah Springfield was a pirate. Assisted Mr. Burns in recovering his lost fortune. Passed the second grade as the first female cadet at Rommelwood Military Academy. Refused to participate in "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour

Often heard saying: "Ouughhh" ( angry disagreeing tone),"Why is the world such a cesspool of corruption" "Homer you are a baboon", "I've hit my mental and creative peak at the tender age of 8"

Voiced By:Yeardley Smith

Maggie Simpson

"Ah yes, the little baby that shot me"- Mr. Burns

Age: 1

Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child

Monetary value: $847.63 (according to supermarket scanner)

Only true enemy: Gerald, the baby with one eyebrow.

Dexterity: Low. Falls over often.

First Word: Daddy

Extracurricular: Untied Bart and Lisa after they were bound by notorious Babysitter Bandit. Knows what a credenza is. Can spell out "E=MC2" with her toy blocks and scribble "MAGGIE SIMPSON" on her Etch-A-Sketch. Occasionally drinks from the dog dish. Bonked Homer on the head with a mallet and attacked him with a pencil, imitating cartoon violence. Possibly saved her father's life by catching a beer bottle flying at his head. Led a baby rebellion at the Ayn Rand School for Tots. Shot Charles Montgomery Burns.

Voiced By:Elizabeth Taylor