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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

submitted by Tom and Andy

 

Useless Inventions

The inflatable dart board
The glass hammer
Rubber nails
Helicopter with ejector seat
Under water hair dryer
Waterproof tea bags
Invisible T.V.
Wheelchair with pedals
Solar powered torch
Wooden window.

Created by Abie
  What has eight wheels, is old and goes at ninety miles per hour.
A granny on rollerblades.

From Michael
  A boy goes to the doctor and says, "I don't feel well. I ate two red balls, a black ball, a pink and a brown ball". The doctor says, "No wonder you haven't been well. You're not eating enough greens".

By Anonymous
 
The seven dwarfs were working down in the mine when suddenly the mine collapsed. Snow White came rushing over to see if they were alright. When she arrived she heard a voice saying, "Wolves will win the Premiership". Then Snow White says, "At least Dopey's alright".

By Laurence
 

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a chicken.

From Tom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Another monkey pushed him.

Why did that monkey fall out of the tree?

He was strapped to the first monkey.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

He thought it was a game.

Why did the stick fall out of the tree?

He thought he was a monkey.

by Eric