When we hear the youngsters today in Irish schools giving out about how they have to learn the Irish language, which is completely useless, it makes us sad. Clearly the need for instruction on the art of being Too Irish is keen: for what is an Irishman without the ability to Talk Shite? And What is an Irishwoman without the inclination to ramble incoherently at complete strangers? Mary Robinson didn't get that job talking to foreigners for a living for nothing you know.
And here we are blessed with not only the ability to turn English into a complete quagmire at will, but with a language which can safely be devoted to doing nothing else: Irish!

Join us as we tackle some aspect of Talking Shite. You may begin with Lesson One now, click here to continue.

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