Homer & Marge
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Homer Simpson
"Homer Simpson, you are the worst human being I have ever met"- Ned Flanders
Age : 36 Weight : Between 239 and 260 lbs Occupation : Worker drone/saftey inspector, sector 7G, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. (Holds plant record for most years at entry-level position.) Awards: The C Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence (after Burns found out Homer was sterile due to radiation exposure), Employee of the Month at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant (after saving plant from meltdown), Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Belching Contest Winner, Grammy Award for "Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Album of the Year" for his work with the Be Sharps. High school reunion trophies for most weight gained, most hair lost, most improved odor, and person who travelled the least distance. Favorite foods: Donuts, Pork Rinds Light, Chippos, Krusty Burgers, pork chops, steak, bulk seafood, and honey roasted peanuts. Favorite beverage: Duff beer. Surgeries: A triple bypass operation, resulting from his love of the aforementioned foods. Favorite store: The Kwik-E-Mart. Says: "D'oh!"when upset, "Mmm..." when tempted., "Oooouuugggghhghgh" (drooling noise), "Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip", "Some of the best times I've had were in the back-seat of a car","I'm smarter than the devil", "When are people going to learn that Democracy Doesn't Work" "Sacralicious","Sweet Forbidden Doughnut", "Why you little....." Extracurricular: Mistaken for Bigfoot. Mascot for Springfield Isotopes. Committed to a mental institution. Manager of country singer Lurleen Lumpkin. Proprietor of the Mr. Plow snowplowing service. Member of the Be Sharps barbershop quartet. Went into space as a NASA astronaut. Charged with sexual harassment for pulling a Gummi Venus de Milo off a babysitter's butt. Neighbor of former President George Bush. Cannonball target with traveling freak show at Hullabalooza. Unknowing assistant to super-terrorist Scorpio in his plot to take over the east coast. Climbed into the ring with world heavyweight champ. Alcohol bootlegger during short-lived Springfield prohibition. Flirted with homophobia. Voice of Poochie. Voiced By:Dan Castellanta 
Marge Bouvier Simpson"Marge, I want to live. Won't you let me live?".- HomerAge: 34 Shoe Size: 13AA Familial role: Thread that holds Simpson family together. Famous for: Her marshmallow squares. Things occasionally found in her hair: Large sums of money, cats, roosters and Maggie. Jobs: Strikebreaking teacher at Springfield Elementary, worker at nuclear power plant, carhop waitress, police officer, pretzel franchisee. Criminal record: Convicted of misdemeanor shoplifting Admirers: Artie Ziff, Mr. Burns, Moe, Springfield Isotopes player Flash Baylor. Political affiliations: Mary Bailey supporter, twice voted for Jimmy Carter. Hair dye: Blue#56 Favorite singer: Tom Jones Turn-ons: Having her elbow nibbled, Homer's "Mr. Plow" jacket. Quirks: Cooks with less than eight spices. Believes potatos are neat. Denied having two of Milhouse's teeth, despite the fact that they were actually in her possesion. Often sleeps naked. Has webbed feet. Extracurricular: Lead role in community musical production of "Oh! Streetcar." Considered an affair with kegling pro, Jacques. Came up with the idea for Springfield to host a film festival. Organized town-wide boycott of "Itchy & Scratchy" to eliminate cartoon violence on TV. Developed gambling addiction. Briefly stopped loving son Bart after he shoplifted. Went on lam with criminal neighbor, Ruth Powers. Enjoyed pampering herself after a nervous breakdown at Rancho Relaxo. Conquered a fear of flying after making peace with the fact that her father was a flight attendent. Commissioned by Mr. Burns to paint his portrait. Once encouraged Lisa to smile despite the fact that she was depressed. Voiced By:Julie Kavner  |