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 Mr. Montegomery Burns
"You the one everybody hates?--Why no, I'm Monty Burns"Likes: money, greed, power, Marge Simpson and her mother Dislikes: competition, any of his workers, anybody richer or more powerful than him Often heard saying: "Smithers", ".....eh", "There's a little crippled boy in the hospital hoping for you to win. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you" "Fly my pretties", "I shall kill you with my bare hands","Excellent" Chief Wiggum
"Chief, there's beer coming out of the chimney"- LouisLikes: doughnuts, Duff beer, giving orders, chocolate, watchin tv Dislikes: having to do anything work-related Often heard saying: "Sweet Dreams Smokey", "One count of being a bear and one count of being an accessory to a bear" "Where's your messiah now?","We've never lost a year yet and I'll be damned if we're gonna lose one on my shift","Hey hey, slow down Egghead" Ned Flanders
"Dad and Ned Flanders best friends. What's next, A's on Bart's report card?"- LisaLikes:practically everybody and everything esp the church, God, moral values Dislikes:Homer, Maud underlining passages in the Bible, any misuse of the Ten Commandments Often heard saying:"What ya didilly doing neighbour","Get out the crayons and colour my a pickled pink" "Hidilly ho", "Scrum-didilly-umscious","Okilly Dokilly" Krusty the Clown
"He can take an everyday easy thing like eating a bicycle and make it funny"- Bart SimpsonLikes:money, gambling, Bette Midler, cigarettes, Dislikes:kids, Sideshow Bob, ventrilouquests Often heard saying: "Hey hey",Krusty's Laugh, Why i could pull a better cartoon out of my as...hey hey kids Moe
"You ugly, hate-filled man"- Ned FlandersAll Bart's Prank Phone-Calls to MoeLikes:The Red Hot Chilli Peppers,rats, U2, money, money, money!!Dislikes:prank phonecalls, having to give free beer, feeling sentimental Often heard saying:"If this gets out the next words you say will be muffled by your own butt","When I catch you I'm gonna shove sausages down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt","Ah-jeez","If you guys are gettin' loaded off them fumes, I'm gonna have to charge ya" Sideshow Bob aka Robert Onderdog Twilliger
"Sideshow Bob hasn't reformed- he's still pure evil"- Bart Simpson
Likes:revenge, attempting to kill Bart, power, doing clown antics,blowing up things including people Dislikes:His brother Cecil,Bart Simpson, Krusty the Clown, giving Selma a foot-massage Mayor Quimby, being in jail (even though he should be used to it by now) Often heard saying:"Muhahahahaahh (evil laugh)","Atttempted murder? Now what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry?""I did once try to kill the world's greatest lover- but I didn't believe in suicide" "Well, obviously", "You'll be sorry", "I'm a good, good man", "I'm all murdered out", "You don't spend 10 years as a homocidal maniac without learning a few things about dynamite" Abraham "Grandpa" Simpson
"Act your age Simpson, you look foolish"- Mr. Burns
Likes:Mrs Bouveau, being out of the old folks' home, telling long, exaggerrate tales of long ago, sleeping, Matlock Dislikes:Mr Burns, Homer ( most of the time ) Often heard saying:"I can dress myself","God damn it, I'm not senile. What's that you said?", "Let's sacrifice him to out Go-ods","It started back in the old days when......", "I've wet myself", "Hot- diggity"Oh bitch, bitch, bitch, "I'm old..i hate everything except Matlock" Barney Gumble
"Hey Barney, those aint your rats"- Moe
Likes:beer and lots of it, burping Dislikes:not much really, beer being wasted Often heard saying:"Don't cry for me I'm already dead","Some-one smells stinky, oh it's me", "Animal tranquilisers, whoa, oh that feels good",Barney's famous burp....eeeeuuugghhh 
"Did you see the mouse butcher that cat like a hawk. Like a haaawwkk."- Mr.Burns |