The following is a low cost alternative that addresses the Y2K (Year 2000) issue: The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by January, 2000. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch! There are many sound reasons for doing this:
1. No Y2K problems
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
Q:
My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen,
what can I do?
A:
Pick it up and shake it.
Q:
How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q:
What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q:
How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q:
How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q:
What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A:
Pick it up and shake it.
Q:
How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A:
Pick it up and shake it.
Q:
How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A:
Don't shake it.
It's a little known fact that the Dark Ages were caused by unresolved Y1K issues.
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