Kilmacthomas Convent Primary School
How do you get Pikachu on to a train?
I went up the boreen
What do you get when you put water and a drop of juice?
There were 10 cats on a boat, 1 jumped off how many were left? None they were all copycats.
What is black and has a head? Guinness,
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Waiter Waiter, There's a fly in my soup, Don't worry the spider on your bread will get it.
Why is a football stadium always cool? Because fans
are in every seat.What did Fido say when he heard Rex was in the dogs' home?
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
What do you call a scary nurse?
How do smart spiders collect info?
What do you call a underwater detective?
How do fish weigh things?
Why was the belt arrested?
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
What did the scarf say to the hat?
Why did the hen pick a pot ?
Where did Sir Lancelot study?
Why was the Egyptian boy worried about his Daddy ?