Jokes
How do you get Pikachu on to a train?
Pokemon!
I went up the boreen
And came down the boreen
And carried the boreen on my back
What is it ?
It is a LADDER!
What do you get when you put water and a drop of juice?
ORANGE JUICE
KNOCK KNOCK,
WHOSE THERE?
JULY?
JULY WHO?
JULY IN BED ALL MORING.
There were 10 cats on a boat, 1 jumped off how many were left? None they were all copycats.
What is black and has a head? Guinness,
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Waiter Waiter, There's a fly in my soup, Don't worry the spider on your bread will get it.
Why is a football stadium always cool? Because fans
are in every seat.What did Fido say when he heard Rex was in the dogs' home?
Rough! Rough!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too
young to be smoking.
What do you call a scary nurse?
Florence Frightingale!
How do smart spiders collect info?
On the worldwide web!
What do you call a underwater detective?
James pond!
How do fish weigh things?
With their scales!
Why was the belt arrested?
Because he held up a pair of pants.
Knock! knock!
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Merry Christmas!
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
A chocolate Baarrrrrrr!
What did the scarf say to the hat?
I'll go around and you'll go up a head.
Why did the hen pick a pot ?
Because he couldn't lick it.
Where did Sir Lancelot study?
A knight school!
Why was the Egyptian boy worried about his Daddy ?
Because his Daddy was a Mummy !