Not much is known about Enda Byrne. Historians trace his birthdate back to 1864. Enda was involved in many groundbreaking experiments in to the first forays of molecular science. Under the supervision of Dr. Gong Smidt. Unfortunately for Enda, shortly after testing began, he came down with severe mental dysfunctions. Reclusive during the day, at night he would prowl the streets of old Dublin in murderous breeze. It was during these rampages that Enda aquired his love of traditional Irish ballads.

While out terrorizing the streets one cold winters night, Enda was beaten to death by an angry mob. Over a century later, the radiation in Enda's blood triggered a resurrection when it came into contact with some liquid excrement that Ronnie Drew had left on an alley wall halfway through a Dubliners gig.

There is also a school of thought that declares Sellafield leaks responsible for Enda's rebirth.

Enda was spotted by an Irish couple, who had brought up two sons, but were desperately seeking another. They took Enda in, gradually enticing him into their house, after they noticed that he was strangely attracted to the enchanting fiddle and banjo music, and after a few trials, discovered that they could coax him out of his social anxiety with Max Factor foundation. No one knows how they discovered this, but Enda has not looked back since.

Enda joined messiah operation in 1997. He is lead vocalist, and once played guitar, but stopped, due an atomic reaction with the nickel compund in the strings, resulting in minor explosions. This provided an entertaining live act, but interrupted somewhat in the creative process, and was also rather painful for the singer.

Aussie teen singing sensation Kristina, being congratulated with a hug from an enthusiastic Winona Ryder, at an awards ceremony after her debut album, 'Green Enda' went quadruple platinum.

His singing styles are likened to a cello weeping at the death of his mother. Australian teen pop singing sensation Kristina learned of Enda's secret after she was enchanted by his voice at a live show. She immediately invited him back to her Melbourne condo to share the night. In a press interview several weeks later, she revealed "When he's penetrating inside me, all I can feel is a gigantic burst of energy seeping all over me." No more was said as to what this actually refers to, but Enda certainly came back a changed man.

"His voice is so beautiful it makes me want to slaughter lambs as they come from their mothers womb, and to drown kittens in their own blood."
Salami Hussein, Secret Israeli Army General, 1991

"The fucking thing took two years to make"
James Hetfield, Metallica singer, on the recording of Justice For All

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