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Want to find out how Dave is, or why lemons are so symbollic in music to him, or just have a MAD Hazey Laugh? You've come to the right place.
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1) David, who has been your biggest inspiration, since the band received its
biggest sign of public recognition at last years Slane concert?
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2) David, since the allegations of you being drunk and disorderly, AGAIN, in
another foreign country, how have you been
coping with the bad publicity?
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3) David, since the allegations of you being drunk and disorderly, AGAIN, in
another foreign country, how have you been
coping with the bad publicity?
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4) David, since the bands new sighing, Tiger Peavoi, there has been rumours
that you are to quit, due to jealousy and join a
Fleetwood Mac tribute band. What is your response to these cruel
allegations?
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5) David, you have been reported to have said that "Jon Leech is crap in bed",
since your weekend party with he B*Witched
girls, is there any truth in these cheap tabloid quotations?
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6) David, since the Spice Girl break up, you have been rumoured to have had a
secret relationship with he passionate Geri
Halliwell, although you say you pledge your love to the abandoned monkey
Chippo, is there any truth in the Ginger-
Delaney fiasco?
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7) How much to you reckon a pint of milk is today in the standard corner
shop?
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8) Since the release of American Pie in Irish cinema, it is been rumoured that
you, like many young teenagers have had
sexual relations with fruit. The grapefruit and apple pie have been recent
culprits, but Why o why do you consistently
have sex with a semi-ripe lemon?
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9) Do you really feel love for the lemon, or is it just the alleged sex?
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10) On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the blonde bird in B*Witched,
on a sexual basis?
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listen to hayes' previous interview here...
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