The Hindenberg Disaster

The last month has been a crucial month in the development of this band. In music news Jon has ended his relationship with Premier drums. He wishes them well in the future .No, he doesn't really, instead he wishes well for the Pearl Masters he has coming in. But David Delanee has a little love left for the jazz he has left behind and hopes they can still be friends , despite his recently announced marriage to the Epiphone Thunderbird only days after he divorced the bass he used to lovingly address as Pam. He is still considering a name for his new instrument. Usually the first one to request the honour receives it (this doesn't include men as that would just be gay). Enda has been working rigorously on his vocals as well, now going through many packs of Marlboro to get that authentic rugged growl. He hopes to have over 100 inhaled before his next performance. So do David and Jon but there excuses make less plausible reading. Recently the bands attempt at cutting a demo was put on the backburner. They were taken back when the engineer explained he had 'never recorded a comedy record'. The concerned engineer reportedly laughed even harder when explained it wasn't supposed to have been. For upcoming news on the sessions now titled 'A laugh a minute with the Messiah Operation'. Top comedy reviewers say the name of the band alone put them into fits of frenzied laughter.

In news this week we are sad to announce another tragedy hangs over the band. Only months after the sorry demise of Jimmy the Giraffe we are sad to report the passing of Michelle Girlr. Michelle's death was comparable to that of Jimmy's as it was laced with the traits of drug abuse. It occurred after she took to the wheel of a 15-year-old Toyota four-wheel drive vehicle while holding a heroin/cocaine cocktail in her system. She subsequently was involved in a 100 mile per hour collision with a freight train. She had been driving along the Colorado/Houston railway line for an estimated half an hour without realising. The band give their deepest sympathies. Paul has also stated he now wants a girlfriend who lives the same continent. On a different note congratulations to Enda whose marriage to Cassandra Byrne has lasted over two weeks. This is in spite of tabloid reports linking him to Bridget Bardot . When questioned about it Enda responded 'as much as I respect the French I thought she was dead'. He speaks for all of us.

This has been a short diary and we will end with the clarification Jon is not leaving the band to deal drugs. His lawyer confirmed 'Jon does not intend to leave the band. He hopes he can be deal class B drugs and still be part of this band. Is there anything wrong with this?' We don't think so. Goodbye.

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