More globe shaking news from the world of messiah operation. The biggest news this month is the temporary break up of the Operation. Tadhg quit earlier this month when he declared he couldn't take being in the public eye anymore .His statement read 'I feel like I'm just a tool of something, you know like, Something I'm just part of in an imaginary kind of way, you know like.' Apparently Tadhg has yet to find someone who does know

Even more staggering is the departure of Jon and Dave. Jon is looking to start a new superqroup that will be very much rock orientated. He quickly recruited Delaney on the Bass. The pair seemingly had grown tired of Enda's indie followings, Paul's obsessive dabbling in technology and Tadhg's ever-changing opinions of what the Operation should sound like. In reaction to this major upheaval Paul has promised to revert to a simple guitar sound similar to that of past greats like Jimmy Page.

Enda is currently studying the works of the Stone Temple Pilots and Sepultura to appease the valued rhythm section. The drum and bass combo are yet to respond although Paul is confident steps will be made toward reunification.

. In more light-hearted news guitar technician Mark Duffy lost both of his limbs in a motorcycle accident last week. The musician was partaking in a double-loop-triple-vault in the Vancouver Rally when the bike fell from underneath him as he spun 15 feet up in the air. But incredibly Mark has grown back his legs in only a week. He took part in a medical operation called Therdoromony that has just recently been pioneered by scientists in Lithuania. Mark is said to be very pleased with the results. The guitarist is a famed member of the Pioneers boasting to not have touched an alcoholic beverage in 8 years following an incident in which he ran over a fox while driving his father's tractor under the influence of alcohol. He is a hero to many young people who seek to avoid such beverages

We would like to apologise for apologising to Paul. He was in fact present in Dublin zoo with none other than Madonna. Are the pair seeing each other? 'No' says the diva 'but he has had a major influence on my current love life'. It has emerged that the Operation star was introducing Madonna to his close friend Jimmy the Giraffe. 'Yes' revealed the songstress , 'me and Jimmy are seeing each other. He is very sweet and I enjoy his company. I have never met anyone who views the world as he does, he is very deep.' Is it love? 'We'll see'.

We would also like to dismiss the apology we offered to Enda Byrne and Michael Jackson. Rumours about the two have dominated tabloid headlines once again this month after incredible happenings in Miami two weeks ago. Enda was enjoying the company of new partner none other than Mariah Carey in a top class restaurant when Jackson made an incredible entrance. Bursting through a window he launched himself in front of Enda screaming that he was 'going to give birth' and then leaped onto a neighbouring table on which he went into a rendition of his hit 'Billie Jean'. Witnesses say it was a solid performance of the song. Rumours persist that Michael had a womb inherited into his stomach as far back as '93.Ironically it was conceived by the same Lithuanian researchers.

Another member (?) in the back page news is Jon, currently dating the hot Jennifer Lopez after beating her former lover Sean Combs (better known as Puff Daddy) to near death in a Milan street fight. The drummer does not have it entirely great though. It has emerged he is the father of the child of B*Witched singer Lindsay. Jon acknowledges the child is his but still denies a fling with the singer.

Also in this month's news is that Paul has set off alone into the Antarctic to go in search of the legendary Yeti. He is taking two months away from the Operation while Jon and Dave consider their future. The mysterious creature has enchanted Paul since two weeks ago when he saw a documentary about it last month. When asked was he deterred by the fact the men who shot the documentary he had viewed (In Search Of The Snow Monster, the Discovery Channel, repeats are regular) had disappeared without trace only for their equipment to be discovered four months later by a seal farmer with pools of blood and piles of bones littered throughout the site, his response was optimistic. 'I'm sure it means nothing' he was heard to say ' I'm looking forward to a nice vacation away.'

All stories to be followed up in next month's bulletin.

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